Pig brains partially revived four hours after death
Frankenstein’s Reanimation 101
It appears that the famous Victorian doctor of the undead – Dr Frankenstein is alive and kicking… unlike his patients.
In his latest set of experiments he has taken several.. yes SEVERAL decapitated pigs heads and pumped them through with some of the Abominable Dr Phibes‘ solution and low and behold… Frankenstein’s monster lives.
BBC News – Pig brains partially revived four hours after death
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-47960874
ITS ALIVE!!
Yes indeed, several of the 10 or so ‘dead piggies’ showed signs of life though sadly (well actually gratefully) no signs of a consciousness…as far as they can tell
Perhaps the whole state of our relationship with the porcine needs to be re-evaluated. Some may even say that there is a greater intelligence at work here because of this sequence of events…
- Frankenstein reanimates several dead piggies (heads only)
- Bacon is shown to be a carcinogen
What About Breakfast?
Rest assured (unlike the twitching pigs) that the bacon was separated from the head well before these macabre experiments.
There are many who appreciate the ‘Full English’, the ‘Bacon Butty’, chops, ham and all those lovely porcine products.
Even those wearing lipstick and using many cosmetic products, shoes, maybe you like wobbly jelly too…. they can all rest assured that they are not going to be sent to hell for eating or wearing Frankenstein’s left overs.
Even Dr Frankenstein has to have his breakfast.
This is really freaky stuff.
What next, keep the brains alive for a few hours. It would be awful for any kind of consciousness to re-emerge.
Nightmare