Welcome to our new national anthem.

Though I hate the dreaded tartan agony bag with a passion it seems that they can be subdued by what sounds like the Brighouse and Rastrick brass band.

Clearly orchestrated by the Royal Philharmonic in the middle because it wanders off to some other tune but the lone tartan agony bag squeezer comes back….sadly. However, that is finally quashed by a Brighouse trombone.

Could this anthem be a prediction of our political future? Who knows. .

So there we have it I can only ponder on the lyrics